I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
nobody should ever be teaching tyler oakley how to pick locks, jesus christ can you imagine the chaos
I was playing badminton yesterday and all I could think about was this stupid gif.
I’ll freely admit… this is one of the greatest gifs, ever.
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
This is golden, someone buy me this book.
there are so many burns i am now more scared to talk to women